I open my mouth and my mum comes out Love this

“I open my mouth and my mum comes out…”

We swore it would never happen… and then out of nowhere we go and say stuff like this…

 

“Take your coat off or you won’t feel the benefit when you go out” Michael, dad to Rhett

 

“I don’t care who started it – I’m finishing it!” Emma F, mum to two boys

 

“Just because all your friends have (insert anything here) doesn’t mean you’re getting one” Mary, mum to Georgia

 

“As soon as you’re paying for your own place you can do exactly as you like. Until then… [insert demand here]” Jilly, mum to Joe

 

“If the wind changes your face will stay like that” Clare, mum to twins Scout and Daisy

 

“Just you wait til your father gets home.” Vicky, mum to Ella and Barney

 

“I don’t care what so and so’s allowed to do, you’re not doing it!” Shelley, mum of three

 

“I’m going to count to three…” Tina, mum to Emily and Issey

 

“Manners.” Charlie, mum to Ava and Elise

 

“Money doesn’t grow on trees” Roz, mum of two girls

 

A big thank you to everyone who contributed to this post. Tell us, have we missed any? Go on… spill the beans x

 

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  1. I didn’t carry you for 9 months so that you could do THAT!

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